When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was a little girl, five or six, I aspired to be a mortician. I dreamt that, by now, I would be “humanely” robbing a human corpse of their liquid gold. In return, I would pump their bodies full ofContinue reading ““Humanely” Robbing a Human Corpse Of Their…”
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Him Forcing Her to Fart?
What makes you laugh? Why are farts so gross but yet so funny at the same time? My partner forces our AI “Alexa” to fart on command. Especially the wet ones where she dabs herself after in a whisper. 🫡Not only that, he’ll sync all of our devices up, and you just hear hysterical gigglesContinue reading “Him Forcing Her to Fart?”
Relationships In Recovery 