When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was a little girl, five or six, I aspired to be a mortician. I dreamt that, by now, I would be “humanely” robbing a human corpse of their liquid gold. In return, I would pump their bodies full ofContinue reading ““Humanely” Robbing a Human Corpse Of Their…”
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Him Forcing Her to Fart?
What makes you laugh? Why are farts so gross but yet so funny at the same time? My partner forces our AI “Alexa” to fart on command. Especially the wet ones where she dabs herself after in a whisper. 🫡Not only that, he’ll sync all of our devices up, and you just hear hysterical gigglesContinue reading “Him Forcing Her to Fart?”
A Poem Called “Dear God”
God, please give me the strength to live my life to my fullest and not live life in fear.Please guide me with strength and wisdom along the way, be present for me, and be near. Show me a happier and more healthy way of living, where my life isn’t stagnant and self-centered around drugs.Please wrapContinue reading “A Poem Called “Dear God””
Life’s Biggest Takeaway -Elderly Patient
My occupation as an HCA and a CNA has paired me with some of the most profound elderly people. My clients have lived long, full lives and seem to be very happy for the most part despite living with terminal illnesses. One of my clients in particular, Barbara, is an absolute joy to be around.Continue reading “Life’s Biggest Takeaway -Elderly Patient”
The Belly of The Beast
When I was a little girl, seven or eight, I aspired to be a mortician. I dreamt that, by now, I would be “humanely” robbing a human corpse of their liquid gold. In return, I would pump their bodies full of carcinogenic formaldehyde. Strange, I know. I was a dead woman walking at the pinnacle of my disease. WhoContinue reading “The Belly of The Beast”
Relationships In Recovery 